Giggles.... Part 1

Little bored so having a read through some things that made me giggle. Here is one to start ya off .....

Ladies of Days Gone By

Ladies of days gone by:

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Women of today:

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies of days gone by:

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Women of today:

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

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Ladies of days gone by:

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Women of today:

Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

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Ladies of days gone by:

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Women of today:

Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

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Ladies of days gone by:

Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Women of today:

Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

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Ladies of days gone by:

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Women of today:

Go ask the very cute neighbour guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies of days gone by:

Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Women of today:

Leftover wine???