Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label morons. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 January 2013

A Size is Just a Size, Not a Person

I am actually getting sick of shit that is segregating the different sizes of people. I am so sick of shit like - ‘This is attractive cos…. or this is nasty cos…. fat is unhealthy cos…. Thin is healthy cos…' Well I will be polite here… "FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCKING CUNTS!” You may not be attracted to big men or women, well fair doos. If you like your woman average, thin, skinny, athletic or bony then awesome! Just don't point out your dislike of anyone else! Or you are just sad really. The same goes for those who like big women. Please will you top saying shit like ‘who wants a bag of bones?' or ' REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!' Well fuck you, REAL WOMEN HAVE EVERYTHING! They are fat, they are thin, they are tall, they are short, they are muscle bound, they are weedy, the are average, they are beyond average.
 REAL WOMEN ARE EVERY WOMAN! 
 One thing is that we all are attracted to different things so get the fuck over that fact. One thing that annoys me the most is that people use your size as an indicator to how healthy you are. and What you eat. ‘Oh you fatty must be unhealthy! Get off the McDonalds all day!' Erm, are you my doctor? I'm sorry but am pretty healthy, the docs are very happy with my health and I work out daily for at least an hour, more if I have time. I eat fresh fruit and veg where I can, I would every day if I could afford that since I prefer to prepare meals from scratch with fresh ingredients. I don't like fast food, I don't like cake, I don't like most the shit that is used as an insult to what I am supposed to be eating :/ I know there is skinny folks who eat like fuck but gain nothing and are being abused for being ‘too thin' :/ I bet there is many, many more women who can relate to both of these scenarios :/ Not everyone falls under one category. Can we please get over this shit now and let people see the beauty they want to see and shut the fuck up when we don't like what we see!

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Wow, the secret to having a life!!

Well, been having one of those random can’t sleep nights so I started to do some reading to see where my life has gone wrong, see if there is anything that I can do or should be doing to make it perfect and I seem to have found a few solutions.

First of all not giving a damn what people say about you is a good thing to do. Hmmmmm I already knew that but it seems I missed something.. I have to not give a damn SO MUCH about what people say that I have to COMMENT on what they say about me... DAMN!! That’s what I’ve been doing wrong there! Wow!

Next I should tell anyone who has been saying things to get over themselves and point out how awesome I am and how awesome I have been doing that is WAY better than them..... so I have to make them get over themselves by pushing in their faces how awesome I am.

Also if I think people are full of themselves I should point out that I am so awesome I am a deity or that I am going out with a deity because thinking myself or someone I'm with as a god or goddess is normal and not full of myself and that I'm bloody gorgeous too. Damn I went wrong there, keep thinking am fat and butt ugly and no fucker likes me!!

Right and it seems if people point out I must have too much time on my hands I must prove I haven’t by saying I never have time to say owt by typing shitloads about all the awesome things I have been doing . GAWDS that was one I would have NEVER worked out!!

It also looks like I have to show them how mature I am and point out how immature they are by name calling and picking on people’s weight and looks. Damn and here was me ignoring people’s flaws, I was so wrong there.

Good god having friends who can have a giggle about silly things is wrong too! So Ann Summers parties with loads of girls are a no no because they are far too silly and immature especially when alcohol is involved! Even worse is having a group of good friends you do everything with because you all get on so well and are so close!! Damn I should have just random friends I just bitch too when I have nothing else to do. Also sod all the other friends I have, they are all immature and have too many silly giggles, that’s just WRONG!!

Wow I also have to put up a picture of what people say I look like to prove how WRONG they are too!!

No wonder I’m a sad fuck like people who do all these things say, that’s where it has all gone wrong!!! THAT IS A LIFE TO THEM!!!

Well bollox that, if that is a life I rather not have one so people who don't like me for who I am can KISS MY BIG FAT HAIRY ASS!!!