Well... Shit

Well, what can I say?  Apart from it has been TOO FUCKING LONG SINCE I DID ONE OF THESE!!! 
So, what has happened in that time? 
Well nothing on sizeism, don't think that will change till the cunts who are being cunts have a problem that makes them all fat. Am wishing hard on that one sorry lmao  
The biggest thing with me is I have recently survived a pretty big car crash  I was in the car with Stu (the mister). It was a Smart FourTwo if anyone asks. We were out on our normal shopping trip pulling away from some road works and getting up to the road speed. That was 40mph (know the road was 40, we could have been more than 35, could have been less. I know it was about 30 when I last looked at the speedo just before the accident, am paranoid about this shit so I look regularly and tell him off if he is over the limit), think we were about 35mph when the car suddenly veered to the right so much we were looking at the houses on the opposite side of the road. Stu tried to correct it pretty suddenly and the back end hit a raised curb for a bus stop. As it hit and run up the curb the car rolled over  So we got out safely, through the roof of the car  Aye it was one of the glass roof cars. We got an uncomfortable ride to hospital all strapped up in neck braces and on the proper back supports and got to find out the extent of the injuries. Stu came out with a cut on the back of his hand, a few bruises and a couple of bumps to the head with some whiplash. I come out the worst, Lots of cuts and scrapes, a couple I've had to remove glass from  Lots of bruises, to the point you could trace the line of the seatbelt  A few bumps on the head and a massive gash on my head, so big it needed stitches  I've never needed stitches before  It was so fucking scary 
But we are here though, here to bitch about it I suppose is the main thing!
It happened on the 7th Feb and we are still dealing with it. I think we will be dealing with this for quite some time. One thing that keeps running through our heads is hiw the hell did we come out of it with as few injuries as we did??  A testiment to modern car design I think  
Was some owies I came away with. I think my hand looked like it came through a meat grinder -

Was not fun  It was the first day of Stu's 4 day weekend and we where gonna paint some Games Workshop goodies but I couldn't even hold a brush for a while after this 
We did have a lot of problems with this car before this but mechanics have gone over the car and it looks like it was a blow out. There was nothing mechanically wrong with the car at the time but one of the tires was flat and almost off the rim  well... shit... am glad this didn't happen at motorway speeds  The insurance has now paid up and we have been looking for a new car. Oh what nightmare fun that has been 
We've looked at a lot of different cars and looked at the insurance prices and all have been pretty evil with Stu having this on his record now >.< But for the price range we were looking at we found a Jag for less insurance than a lot of cars we where looking at  A lovely Jag X-Type diesel. We looked at loads of stuff before this. We didn't wanna go that small a car again and wanted something we could take the dogs out with us. The kinda space we wanted we ended up looking at diesel estate cars. we fell on this AWESOME Jag! We have a Jag... OMFG we have a Jag  If ya can't tell, we are petrol heads (though this is diesel but fuck off I want fuel economy and not go hippy). Owning a Jag is a big deal to us  Yes it is the diesel estatate Jag but fuck it we have a Jag  It has had a damn good running since we got it too while its still under its warrenty from the garage we got it from and it runs like a total dream  WE WILL make sure we get our moneys worth and it is perfect before the warrenty runs out  Never been more happy tp have CCTV up in the house so I can keep a high res camera recording any activity around the car all the time  I blame morons for us having to do that but fuck it I get to watch the car all the time now hehe 
It is soooo pretty 

I think Stu is well over the moon with his newest ride hehe 
Apart from this there hasn't been much up with me apart from the usual dealings with cunts who think they are my doctors telling me how unhealthy I am cos am fat  If I had a fiver for every time I heard shit like that I would be rich. Yesh I know you all have concerns about people who are overweight but as a fat cunt myself can I say one thing? 
SHUT THE FUCK UP UNLESS YOU HAVE PROFESSIONAL TRAINING IN MEDICINE! IF YOU ARE NOT A  FUCKING DOCTOR YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HEALTHY EVEN THIN PEOPLE ARE!!!!!! 
I think that has been needed said  One thing health wise I am pissed about is I can't work out like I normally do since I have whiplash and my physio wont let me do nothing but light excercises till she thinks I can so more. I think I can but I did push it and did me worse hurt 
Well... back to Skyrim now I have finally got it and am now addicted  I know I have had a head injury, I bought a fucking Xbox! lmao 

A Size is Just a Size, Not a Person

I am actually getting sick of shit that is segregating the different sizes of people. I am so sick of shit like - ‘This is attractive cos…. or this is nasty cos…. fat is unhealthy cos…. Thin is healthy cos…' Well I will be polite here… "FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCKING CUNTS!” You may not be attracted to big men or women, well fair doos. If you like your woman average, thin, skinny, athletic or bony then awesome! Just don't point out your dislike of anyone else! Or you are just sad really. The same goes for those who like big women. Please will you top saying shit like ‘who wants a bag of bones?' or ' REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!' Well fuck you, REAL WOMEN HAVE EVERYTHING! They are fat, they are thin, they are tall, they are short, they are muscle bound, they are weedy, the are average, they are beyond average.
 REAL WOMEN ARE EVERY WOMAN! 
 One thing is that we all are attracted to different things so get the fuck over that fact. One thing that annoys me the most is that people use your size as an indicator to how healthy you are. and What you eat. ‘Oh you fatty must be unhealthy! Get off the McDonalds all day!' Erm, are you my doctor? I'm sorry but am pretty healthy, the docs are very happy with my health and I work out daily for at least an hour, more if I have time. I eat fresh fruit and veg where I can, I would every day if I could afford that since I prefer to prepare meals from scratch with fresh ingredients. I don't like fast food, I don't like cake, I don't like most the shit that is used as an insult to what I am supposed to be eating :/ I know there is skinny folks who eat like fuck but gain nothing and are being abused for being ‘too thin' :/ I bet there is many, many more women who can relate to both of these scenarios :/ Not everyone falls under one category. Can we please get over this shit now and let people see the beauty they want to see and shut the fuck up when we don't like what we see!

The Riddle of a Fat Bint

Day in the life of a Fat Bint

So I have decided to make a note of day. Oh joy, the boringness…..

I got up early enough for a Saturday I think… 9 am isn’t too bad is it?

Meh, maybe it is. Feck it. Just being doing the usual stuff of cleaning up the reptiles, sorting out the dogs and checking me emails once I was done with that stuff. Today has been with the help of my awesome mister Stuart  He has had 2 days off this weekend so it has been awesome to have a hand in the household things 

The dogs were, as usual, hyper as hell so I had to run after them. Pfft that’s normal 

My lizards were hyper, which I have been pleased for. My male bearded dragon has been slow and he has not been eating at all lately. He was so bad he lost weight very noticeably and got sooooo weak  I have got him eating properly and being himself now so my worry there has eased 

So once we got the zoo sorted I got on with making some soup. Proper home made soup. Here is my favourite recipe (In England)-

Get 6 large carrots
1 large turnip/Swede

1 large onion
1-2 leeks (depending on size)
6 large potatoes
dumpling mix (optional)

Pack of red lentils

Pack of Broth Mix
Joint of meat, or bits of meat

This is how I did it (UK recipe)

Put meat in a large pan covered in water no matter what it is.

Boil for 30-40 mins

In that time prepare the veg, cut up all the veg named above if you want it in, and miss what ya don’t. Keep some turnip and carrot (if you like) and grate those up. This has been passed down to me and I love it but add or take away where needs be.

After 40min chop up meat into as many pans ya want.
Fill each pan with water. Add a quarter cup of red lentils.
Slow boil for 15-20 mins

stir occasionally

After about 20 mins add the broth mix

Slow boil that for 20 mins

After 20 mins start to add veg, start with potatoes. Give them 10 mins then add the rest of the veg.

Simmer for 20 mins then add the veg you grated. Give that 5 mins and if you want add dumplings using a dumpling mix of your choice

Simmer for 20 mins – 40 mins

Add a little salt and pepper to taste

Sorted with some buttered bread 

That was my morning pretty much. When I was waiting I have been messing on with my games workshop army and taking pics of what I have done. I been gaming with Stu, my mister on Space Marine online and watching movies and tv with him :D We both have had a shitload of drink, I blame us both there lol.
Tonight though, I have been stereotyped for being a fat bird. Yet again I have to defend anyone big 

I am fat, therefore I MUST LOVE MCDONALDS AND BURGER KING AND KFC and whatever shite like that.

I ain’t had that shite in so long I can’t remember. Does Yo Sushi count as fast food, we love that 

I am fat so I must be thick as pig shit.  (damn I should stop wanting to study molecular biology, genetics, geophysics, particle physics)  am fat so I can’t use my brain 
I am fat so I am fucking ugly

On the note of being considered ugly and the fact that I am fat, I am easy, Us big girls need love too you know. I am fat so I will fuck anything apparently. I have a live chat show or chat room on a webcam site and I HAVE TO see your wang. If I say anything against it I am a fat fuck and us fat bints can’t get any kinda sex cos we are fat and we love nothing but fast food and cake

Or we are lezzers

I like girls as much as men, my mister loves that fact 

I hate cake

Unless the fast food is sushi it can fuck off

I love to walk daily and when I can’t walk I dance and weight lift

No, I will not sit on you, I will not engage in your insane fetish

I have been asked the meaning of ALL my tattoos. Really… Do I have to? Can’t you accept that they have meaning to me? Or do you believe that they only mean as much as scars depending on the scars. Some scars can be soul deep and not visible to you 

I am fat, I am considered ugly because of that or anyways, I won’t change, I am me so FUCK OFF 

Deal with it